After my long self-imposed absence, I am currently composing a long post regarding the recent spate of knife crimes. In the meantime, please feel free to peruse the following stories as nicked from the KoS website, and perhaps cry a little inside.
Blonde Bimbos prepare to take to skies
A group of fake-boobed, blonde-wigged, pinkified women, sitting in a giant handbag, are participating in the Red Bull Flugtag. One Blonde Bimbo, no doubt operating under the ever applicable excuse of IRONY!!1! lol!! says “We’re going to fly to Heathrow, but we’re worried about smudging our make-up and getting our hair wet.” I don’t find it particularly funny, but then, hey – I am a feminist. It’s what we’re meant to do, apparently.
A serial rapist has begun attacking elderly women around the London area again, after a series of spates a couple of years ago. The media, with its typical level of sensitivity to sexual violence, has begun calling him the “Night Stalker”, making him sound like a Marvel comic book character.
Wacky local radio personality Barry Bethell has been charged with possessing indecent photographs of children at levels one and two (definitions of levels here, if you really want to know) and sexual assault.
And that ends the round-up for now.
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